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Picture this Reader, Itās Monday morning. Iām at Costco. Now, if youāve never driven a Costco flatbed before, let me just say this: It should require a license. And possibly a small ceremony. Because there I am (every Monday for the past 3.5 years)⦠taking corners like I'm driving a cruise ship in a fricking kiddie pool. BANG. Into the end aisle. Soft tap (okay fine, heel nudge) into an unsuspecting shopper. (if looks could kill that would have been my very last trip to Costco) (Sorry again. If youāre reading this⦠it was me.) And the wild part? I kept doing the SAME thing. Over. And over. And over again. (for 3.5 dang years) Like, Nat⦠maybe todayās the day we try⦠I donāt know⦠a wider turn? or going around the obstacle?? But no. I was committed. š Now enter: Marks. Marks goes to Costco and suddenly itās Fast & Furious: Flatbed Edition. Heās weaving. Heās gliding. He's breaking the pacing record. All while stacking that thing three layers high like some warehouse wizard. People stop him - multiple times - without fail. WHAT? The confidence. Meanwhile, Iām over here apologizing to a pallet of almond flour. BUT. Last week⦠something changed. Iām cruising (yes, cruising) through Costco when a woman stops me and says: āHi! Do you know where the granola is?ā (my insides leapt with joy!) And without hesitation⦠Then she asked for Montreal steak spice. AND I KNEW THAT TOO. And before she walked away, I hit her with a casual: āAnything else you need?ā No one has ever mistaken me for someone who knows what theyāre doing in Costco and I was flexing my Non-Employee-Of-The-Month muscles! I didnāt suddenly become a different person over those years. I just stopped smashing into the same obstacles⦠and learned how to go around them. And my friend⦠yep, this is where the switch happens! This is exactly what's happening in your health right now. Youāre not broken. Youāre not ābad at this.ā Youāre just stuck⦠repeatedly driving your flatbed into the same end aisle of bacon bits. Letās fix that, shall we? š§ END AISLE #1: āI donāt have time to exercise.ā BANG. But what if⦠Instead of trying to carve out a perfect 60-minute workout (which never happens), you simply stepped back⦠and went around? š Walk while you wait to pick up your kids 10 minutes here, 15 minutes there⦠it counts more than you think. You donāt need more time. You need a new route. š§ END AISLE #2: āIām too exhausted to cook.ā Oh, I feel this one in my soul. Because 6pm hits and suddenly making dinner feels like an insurmountable chore. So instead of forcing yourself to become a gourmet chef on a Tuesday⦠Step back. Go around. š Cook once, eat twice (or three times⦠we love leftovers)ā Weāre not aiming for perfect meals. Weāre aiming for repeatable ones. š§ END AISLE #3: āIāll start Monday.ā Ah yes. The weekend free-for-all. Where Friday night turns into: āWell⦠Iāll just restart on Monday.ā And suddenly all the progress from the week? Gone like your patience with a bad flatbed driver at Costco on a Monday. So instead⦠Step back. Go around. š Keep your habits light but consistent on weekends Balance beats burnout. Every time. TRUTH BOMB: š£ (that you might not be able to hear from all the end-aisle banging noise) Health isnāt built in big, dramatic moments. Itās built in the small, repeatable decisions you make⦠while living your actual life. Not while obsessing. Not while overthinking. Thatās exactly why I spew about health and nutrition whenever I can. Because you deserve to feel: ā Confident with your plan So this week, I want you to ask yourself: where am I just⦠repeatedly hitting the same wall? And more importantly⦠what would it look like to go around it instead? (using the flatbed in your mind) Until next week - watch your heels at Costco... Nat - flatbed-certified (ish) shopper š |
Real food. Simple routines. No extremes. No starting over Monday. š Start with my 7-Day Walking Plan. PLUS⦠get my #weirdandwitty newsletter where cafe chaos, real life, and health advice collide.